GRIDLOCKSMITH store now on Zazzle
This is one of the first dozen bumper stickers in the new store at Zazzle.com. Note the subtle humor of our courteous "PLEASE!" being run down. Oh, well.
Coming soon, tee shirts with pathetic poetry posted on the backs. Betcha can't wait for this one...
"Road Rage Remedy"
-gridlocksmith.com
The gridlocksmith is a fellow
Who likes the traffic mellow,
But, when drivers intrude,
With attitudes, rude,
He sometimes used to bellow!
He soon saw that was folly.
So, to make himself quite jolly,
He said, "Yessiree, Bob,
They're doing a fine job;
They keep me alert, by golly!"
-gridlocksmith.com
The gridlocksmith is a fellow
Who likes the traffic mellow,
But, when drivers intrude,
With attitudes, rude,
He sometimes used to bellow!
He soon saw that was folly.
So, to make himself quite jolly,
He said, "Yessiree, Bob,
They're doing a fine job;
They keep me alert, by golly!"
If that's not pithily platitudinous, what is?
Still gotta eat. Can anybody spare some bread?
Still gotta eat. Can anybody spare some bread?
posted by The Gridlocksmith | 10:27 PM
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